Song

I think I’m gonna write you a song
That’s romantic right?
It’ll talk about all the things you do that make happy
It’ll talk about when we first met
And the things we’ve done
It’ll try to capture the way I feel about you like no poem can
If I’m lucky I’ll play it for you
And you’ll smile
And a tear will be brought to your eye
And you’ll look deep into my eyes
And say
“You’re the best boyfriend ever.”
So I’m going to write this song.
First step is find a girlfriend

Vacation

Vacation in Disneyworld
And see the robotic rides
Vacation in Arabia
And see the pyramids
Vacation in Europe
And breathe in the culture
Vacation in Alaska
And adjust to the temperature
But I don’t need a vacation
Cause I have the perfect spot
My vacations lying next to you
And it’s all I really need

Stupid

They said on the news that the old woman died from a broken heart
That’s fucking stupid
It’s called cardiac arrest