Gay

I had the gayest day today
I woke up feeling gay
Then I gaily walked down the stairs and was pleased to see that my mother was gay too
And thank goodness my father was gay, or that would’ve caused problems
Then I gaily called my friends
And we did some stuff in a gay way
Because we were all gay
And then I told them how gay I was
And they stopped talking to me
I wish I’d kept up on modern terms