Nature

Some people see a green swaying tree and leaves
I merely see shade from the sweltering heat near a rodent filled chunk of wood
Some people see a green field of tall grass
I see a dangerous refuge of gnats and snakes and weeds that make my legs itch
Some people see a crystal sparkling river
I see a mud filled basin of sharp rocks and algae that gives me a rash
So next time somebody tells you to appreciate nature
Try depreciating it instead.