God Said

God Said
LET THERE BE LIGHT
And there was light
God was proud
God said LET THERE BE MISERY
And there was misery
God popped open a cold one
God said LET THERE BE DISEASE AND FAMINE
And there was disease and famine
God flexed his biceps in front of the mirror
People stopped believing God
He stopped saying things
So other people just made shit up